Why yes, I could use a few Pounds

I love these scams.

Barclay's Bank PLC, UK
1 Churchill Place London,
E14 5HP,United Kingdom


Dear Esteemed Customer,


We at this bank wish to congratulate and inform you that after thorough review of your Inheritance/Contract funds transfer release documents in conjunction with the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund assessment report, your payment file was forwarded to us for immediate transfer of a part-payment Ј5,800,000.00 GBP to your designated bank account from their offshore account with us.

We therefore advice that you stop further communication with any correspondence outside this office since you do not have to pay any  money or fee to receive your funds as you have met up with the whole funds transfer requirements.

The only thing required from you is to obtain the Non-Residential Clearance Form to enable us credit your account directly by telegraphic transfer or through any of our corresponding banks and send copies of the funds transfer release documents to you and your bankers for confirmation.

Should you follow our directives, your funds will be credited and reflect in your bank account within five (5) bank working days from the day you obtain this Non-Residential  Clearance Form.

For further details and assistance on this Remittance Notification, you are kindly advice to forward the following information.


Your full Names:
Age:
Contact Address:
Profession/occupation:
Telephone/Cell & Fax Numbers:
Passport number:

Immediately to Mrs. Nancy Webster: nancy.webster@london.com



Mrs. Nancy Webster
Head of International Transfer Dept
Barclay's Bank Plc.UK

Registered in England. Registered No: 1026167.

Registered Office: 1 Churchill Place, London E14 5HP. Barclay's Bank PLC.UK is authorized and regulated by the Financial Services Authority.

 Hey dumbasses, if you can find my email address, you should be able to find my street address. Just send me the damn check already!