Oh Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/09/23/lindsay-lohan-worst-celebrity-repeat-offender/


Just start doing porn. You look ready for it.

"Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result.

"Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn't go away over night. I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps forward every day. I am testing every single day and doing what I must do to prevent any mishaps in the future. This was certainly a setback for me but I am taking responsibility for my actions and I'm prepared to face the consequences," she wrote.

 "I did some speed, some pot, some coke, some meth . . . did you find all that in my urine? 'Cause, I like, heard it was, like, a test and um, thought it was a test to see if you could, like, find the drugs . . . oh, it's not that kind of test . . . Oh, so you're looking to see if there isn't any drugs in my pee . . . Oh. My bad. I thought I was, like, helping you and stuff . . . So I wasn't supposed to do that? I didn't get high or nothing . . . ."

I think her lawyer wrote that quote.